Subject: Official Season Start
Date: October 11, 2022
FOR IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE
Mile High Pundit / WoHawkey - Chaos League
Official Season Start
Commissioner: Jared Shuck
Statement from the Commissioner
Good evening General Managers and Owners of the Mile High Pundit and WoHawkey - Chaos Fantasy Hockey League,
With the official start of the NHL season tonight I only saw fitting to welcome you all to the 2022/23 MiHi/WoHo Fantasy Hockey Season presented by Chaos Hockey. With how successful the draft lottery and draft was we are extremely excited for the puck to drop at MSG at 7:30ET.
For those of you returning for your second season under my “leadership” I feel sorry for you that you decided to come back. To our new friends from Sus Saturday, SurgeCast, Let’s Talk WoHawkey, and the infamous Locked On Twitter spaces we welcome you to this shitshow that is a fantasy hockey league that Jared runs.
I would also like to recognize our former champions. The 2021/22 2nd season champion has returned to defend his throne, Mr. Dalton Adams. Also our 2017/18 and 2021/22 1st season champion Mr. Kaleb Cornell.
I would like to wish you all nothing but the best in your quest for the trophy. May the hockey gods give you loads of Genos and the coveted “S” word we will not speak of.
As they say in hockey:
Let’s do that hockey.
Commissioner,
Jared Shuck
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